Celebrity Crushes.

SO. i know you all have your celebrity crushes, Brad Bitt, George Clooney, Angelina Jolie, and especially Robert Pattinson. But for some reason i find myself absolutely adoring possibly the worst person on tv.

Gordon Ramsay. He is rude, mean, and swears with the worst of them, but when you watch him when he is not in the kitchen you can do nothing but like him! He is old, I know, but there are such things as good looking old guys. He doesn't have a great body, but if i could cook like that i wouldn't either. He makes grown men cry, and womens knees buckle.

I have been watches his shows for a while now, and i am slowly picking up all the horrible things he is saying, like calling people "donkeys" and " doughnuts", wayyy too much swearing. my mom's ears would be bleeding. 

If i had a chance to star on his show i would do it just because a compliment from him would make me feel like a million bucks. 

so, yeah, celebrity crushes, mine might be weird but at least i am not ashamed to admit it.

Here are some quotes, and if you watch you will know the type of  people chef has to deal with, certainly not the smartest people on the planet. 

"If you saute scallops in a non-stick pan, they won't stick. Thats why its called F**KING NON-STIIIIICK!!!!! I don't know what non-stick means in Texas sweetheart but... f**kkkk me!"

I will not scream, I will not swear. Oh, come on. Who am I trying to kid here?

CUSTOMER: "Mr. Chef, you hurt my friend's feelings.."
GORDON: "Really, did I? Well can you tell her I meant it? Jean Phillipe, can you please escort these ladies back to plastic surgery"

  

like i said, strangely good-looking, right?!