Dirty

Forgive me, for I do not have the grace with words, nor the topics to keep you interested like my sister does, and I know what I write will not change the world, but dammit it is important!!

What is going on, it seems like everywhere I look I feel this urge to up-chuck my last happy meal. Its the latest fad stretching from Newfoundland, to Alberta, and not just because most people in AB are from NL, but its on t.v. and media outlets everywhere. No, I am not talking about Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus, I am speaking more of her father... and that ugly fuzz growing over his lip.

Why is there so many people with mustaches?! do they realize how nasty looking they are?! Its about 10x worse than the Mullet, instead of Business in the front, Party in the back, all you have is DIRT ON YOUR FACE! and nothing in the back. It is quite the disappointment. 

Five o'clock shadow =  sexy

Two Day Stubble = prickly

Full out Beard = Fuzzy and Tickly

Goatee = Trying a little too hard

Mustache = Dirty.

Its like you started shaving, and got tired of it halfway through. I am going to start carrying a razor around with me, and next person I see that has a dirty mustache will be the first victim of the "Mustache Mafia", beware you nasty men (and some women). 

Thank-You.